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Please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.


This site proudly sponsored by Desolator Beer. Brewed in Blutenberg, Germany, Desolator is 55% alcohol by volume. Served whenever and wherever antique motorcycle races are held, preferably on rainy days in the turnip fields of the Czech Republic.

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Why, look! Here's an index of fascinating subjects! I can hardly wait...

Human Interest - Pictures from Tom and Alexis' tax-deductible business trip to Europe

Music - Stinkeye: Celto-Balkan Euro-Thrash: Music that's good enough for you

Fashion - Two Heads Studios

Software & Systems Consulting - Riptide Realtime (aka Schneider Engineering)

Animals - See if you can tell the difference between a browser and a bowser!

Animals - Ruby, manifestation of the Egyptian god Annubis...

Horror - Want to see something really scary? Click here if you dare...

Religion - Visual commentary by famous middle eastern cartoonist